Crossing China

Have you ever tried to cross a street in China?

Probably not.

But I have.

See. It's not like America. In America you have cars and pedestrians. 

In China you have cars, buses, pedestrians, bikes, scooters, carts, mini cars, and anything else with wheels including strollers, trikes, and kids with toys. All of the afore mentioned try to cross the street at the same time all while honking and screaming. If you are lucky there is a cop blowing a whistle. Normally though good luck. 

Now take 11-20 white girls and and attempt to cross that street. 

Run.

Stop.

Freeze.

Grab your friend so the scorer doesn't take her out.

Scream bus turning right. 

That's the life.

Good luck crossing China.