Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Cable Cars to the Monkeys

Are you seeing this? I first saw a photo like this many months ago an it Mae me so excited to go to China. I knew I had to cable car through the Avatar moutans. We picked TUESDAY because it was not supposed to rain.
This was on my top three things to do in China. Yesterday we hung out in the hostel all day then went and got dinner. We resorted to street food bc nothing else was available and I was desperate for veggies. Then we watched movies all night. 3am. Holy canoli. Here it comes. Vomit for days. Food poisoning. Oh my least favorite thing ever. Immediately I freak out not because I'm sick but at 9am I'm supposed to go to the cable cars, my one and only chance, ever. I spend the next five hours puking my guts out. It was miserable. Finally at 8am my roommates wake up and I tell them my dilemma. I decide to take meds even though I would rather let my body run its course but I HAD to do the cable cars. We give my sickness some time and at 11 finally head out. Stomach cramping and churning I push on. Luckily my group rocks and rather than doing the four hour hike we took a taxi and a bus straight to the cable car. I love them. 
Then we saw this. The most incredible ride! I was so happy and so excited. I just kept praying to keep everything inside me. Once at the top we had spectacular views. 
And more monkeys!
This time we decided we were going to feed them. Risking our fingers we went for it. 
They like banana chips way better than bread. 
Feeding the monkeys was scary and funny and so much awesomeness. 
What was really cool was how few people were there. Remember Monday in the pouring rain with thousands of people? Yeah, I still don't get that.
I really love these insane mountains. 
Today rocked. Now I'm on a bus transferring hostels praying my stomach doesn't attack with a vengeance. 
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Sunday, February 22, 2015

Stuck in Avatar


I wish I could properly describe to you the laughing joy and nightmare today was, but I can't. I will do my best to convey the details of today but no one will properly understand except the 11 who survived with me.
Let's start at the beginning. 
We arrived to Zhangjiajie which is known for its Avatar Mountains. These are the mountains that inspired the movie Avatar. So we are all way pumped to see them and so excited. That night we talk with Victor, the owner of the hostel to make a plan since this park is the size of a small country. Victor sets a course and says just be careful around the monkeys. What monkeys? The trail apparently has wild monkeys all over and you need to keep food locked away because they an be aggressive. Okay, cool. 
We meet at 8:30 in the lobby and head out. 
Rain. A lot of rain. Okay but we came 6 hours on a train to be here so we are going anyway. Ponchos. 
We think oh hey because there is rain maybe there won't be so many people at the park. 
 HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Do you see ALL those umbrellas and ponchos! There were hundreds of thousands of people there. Everywhere! You could barely walk, it was like being at DisneyLand. Now the bad part of those umbrellas is the people holding them at 5 feet tall which means the umbrellas smash your face the entire time! So we begin walking and it's beautiful but so rainy we can't look up. Finally we pull over to get some food. Taylor pulls out a banana and Cierra gets some peanuts. All of a sudden Cierra starts to freak out and scream about a moneky. I immediately start to freak out because that is exactly why I came in the rain was to see these monkeys! The moneky comes right up to us and then starts to approach but we are freaking out so Taylor stops his banana and runs. The monkey sure was happy:
Then another monkey appears and comes for Cierra's peanuts which she drops. The moneky grabs the whole package, climbs a tree, and begins to eat the peanuts one by one from the package. 
Pretty soon there are monkeys everywhere. Tons of monkeys. Dozens of them. We are literally on a path with monkey families all around us. 
It was really incredible but also sad because everyone was feeding them and the monkeys are completely dependent on people. 
After our moneky encounter we continue walking and then the stairs start. Mind you it's still raining and now we are sweating. We can no longer determine the difference between moisture from the air and that from our body. The stairs never end. Okay, fine. Obviously they do but when it's pouring rain, it's 45 degrees but you are still sweating it seems like the stairs never end. 
Up, up, and up for 3,000+ steps. Three long hours later we arrived at what we came to see:
Hello Avatar mountains! These things were insane! I can't describe to you how crazy they were. We were up 400+ stories high and these mountains shoot up from the ground with nothing around them. 
Nuts right? BEAUTIFUL!
Is this not so cool!?
Next it was time to find the natural land bridge. 
After about a 15 min walk we found it along with the rest of the ten thousand people following us. 
Pictures do not do this place justice. This arch bridge was gorgeous. 
We headed to the bus next and we're ready to go back. At this point it is 2pm.
This is Melissa. This is how we all felt and looked at this point.
On the bus we go. An hour later up the windiest road of my life, enveloped in sickness, we arrive at the top of the mountain. Yes, the top. No where near the exit we need. It is now pouring rain, the map is soggy, there are tons of people in line for the bus back down. Ayer inquiring our fear came true. We had to wait in line and get back on the bus. Okay. We stand in the pouring rain in puddles of vomit, half eaten food and trash. My poncho at this point has a rip down the whole shoulder so rain runs off my hood down my shoulder and onto my coat. Then soaks through my coat onto my shirt below. We are cold, sick, and cranky. Finally it's our turn on this bus. The bus begins and a bit later is at a stop. Somewhere. We have no idea. Someone on the bus tells us to go with them so back into the rain and back into line. This time we see a purple bus! A purple bus is what took us from the entrance, it's what we need! When it pulls up a madhouse happens! Eveyone starts running, showing, pushing to get on this bus. We don't make it. Another bus comes and this time we make it. 
30 min later we arrive, somewhere. It's an exit but not our exit. At this point our map is soaked and falling apart. 
These people and the cops try and help us. There is an option of a taxi that will take us to our town 60 away and coat 500Y. No. Okay so we jump on the bus and guess where the bus takes us!? Right back to the very first spot we got on the bus, next to the land bridge. The one we got on at 2pm. Yeah. Now it's 5:20pm and the bus stops at 5:30. We ask around and a guy is pointing down a mountain, we start running. We see buses but they are already done. We are told the only way off the mountain is a taxi for 1000Y or a 45y ticket down the elevator. Okay. But elevator tickets and stand in line. An hour later we are still in line! Finally someone who speaks English tells us it is 3 hours in line. Three hours! At this point we are tired, hungry, sick, cranky, soaking wet, and freezing cold. Melissafi ally says I can't take this anymore I'm taking a taxi I don't care how much it costs. Five of us, including me, immediately volunteer. Now we head back, sell our elevaor tickea back and begin negotiation. We got the taxi to 670 y and agree. But! Ligga and I need to pee so badly. We run behind a bus, people all around and drop it. 
In the taxi we go. 
An hour later we are back at that exit- the one where the cops and the people helped us. Oh. My. 
On our way out someone stops him and gives him money. Great. Pretty sure we are going to be sold into slavery. 
Fine. We keep driving. Then the taxi gets to a dark place with a lone house and stops. It stops and he motions to Ligga to get out. Everyone starts to freak. Taylor is in the middle and is about to jump over me and run away. I immediately am like hide your big bills, hide your cell phone, etc. I get my sport to use as a shank, ready to gouge his eyes out. But then it calms down and he comes back and starts to drive again. 
Next adventure. We go to pass a car, in the dark fog and a car is coming directly at us. I grab Taylor's leg and duck. Seriously I thought we were going to crash. We were going to crash but breaks squealing we come to a stop about an inch from the other car. Phew.
Driving again. Now we are in a sketch town and he stops by a bunch of dudes. This is it. We are going to get robbed. Our hearts start to race again but he returns wit a red bull. Two hours later we arrive at our hostel. Wet. Cold. Hungry. Exhausted. 
What an adventure. At this point all we can do is laugh to keep from crying. 
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The Train Run

Today we almost missed our train, almost. 
Yesterday we tried to order taxis to take us at the train station at 6:30am. We were told there were too many of us.
So we inquired about the bus. 
We were told the first one starts at the other side of the city at 6:30am. Trouble she said, trouble.
Okay, that's comforting.
So we get to the lobby at 6:30 and head to the bus stop. 7:00 comes, no bus. 7:10, no bus. Did I fail to mention the bus leaves at 7:45 and its 15 min away by bus.
7:15 a bus!
Get on.
Panic sets in. 
7:30 arrive to station.
Run.
Ever see 13 white Americans running with suit cases through the crowded chinese station. 
We come running at the ticket check and they just start stamping away, I think we scared them. Then came security. Throw everything through the cray and run through the broken metal detector as a lady waves a broken wand up your back. 
Retrieve items. Run up the stairs. Realize you were not supposed to run up therefore you run down the stairs with your luggage turn the corner, run some more. Man punches ticket. Get on train car 13, lucky 13. 
Find room for luggage, sit.
7:42
Done. 
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Thursday, February 19, 2015

Chinese New Year

Go for Chinese New Year they said. It will be an experience they said. No group has ever gone before they said. 
Yeah.
Well.
That was an experience. 
Or lack there of.
Hahahahahaha. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Apparently Chinese New Year is a holiday celebrated at home with your family. 
Therefore, February 18, all stores, food, and anything involving the billion people who live here goes ghost town. Who's left the white people wandering the street wondering what's going on.
Then for hours and hours there is unstoppable fireworks. But not the cool fireworks that explode in the sky and make beautiful colors. These are the home alone style fireworks that make an ear splitting sound for a solid 5 minutes and only explore five inches off the ground. All. Night. Long. 
So.
The good? 
We got to eat a lot of oranges and kumkwats( I know that is spelled wrong but unfortunately I have no internet and kumquat- maybe that's how you spell it- is not in auto correct) anyway oranges mean good luck and health so we got to eat a bunch. They have those and the little red envelopes all over trees and hostels etc. Everything was decorated pretty cool. 
The bad?
Everything was closed and the fireworks so loud!
The great:
We get the whole month off to travel!  
So when you come to China and expect to see dragon parades and air blown fireworks you're wrong. 
😂👊🇨🇳
Update: we arrive to Changsha at 3:30pm, starving. We find our way to our hostel which is by far the most unhygienic and unwelcoming one to date and are greeted by empty streets and no one in sight. The hostel restaurant will be closed all month due to the holiday we are told. Furthermore in the little English spoken she can't tell us a single place that is open. We spotted a tiny mart on the walk in and rush there. It's like we are preparing for the zombie apocalypse. People grabbing ramen noodles, crackers, water, the works. Then there is me. The one who said I would go back to no processed foods, for lent. Glad that lasted not even 24 hours. But when the whole country of China shuts down, you do whatcha gotta do.
Let's update: the shower curtain has mold. The ceiling has mold. The bathroom is a squatter. The squatter has poop splatters on the side of the wall. I literally had to shower in my socks and then wash them and my pants while trying to avoid the mold curtain.
On a positive there is a cat, who chases the rats in the ceiling. Yes, the ceiling right above us. 
I'm sleeping in my sleep sack tonight. Please pray I don't get bed bugs. Thanks. 
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Monday, February 16, 2015

Well, That Was Gross

I'm blessed.
We are blessed.
I just walked out of a legit Chinese outdoor market and I want to throw up. When I was in Guilin I experienced it for a moment and literally ran out. Now we are in XingPing. We came here to experience the back of the 20Y note:
We found those flower crowns on the ground. 
Okay so then we walked around.
Mikele and I took a pee in the woods. Some lady came and saw us, that was fun. 
Anyway after eating we were walking and saw a market. Let's go explore we thought. It will be fun we thought. Yeah, no. Vomit.
This was at the beginning. 
Then
At least it's fresh?
The place was disgusting. Pure filth. 
Now the next part is what was truely disturbing. The dead dogs. Let's remember how I'm a crazy animal activist lady and how I wanted to leave Fiji because I couldn't handle the animal abuse. Here they have dead dogs on tables, skinned, and being hacked into pieces. 
The only positive I can think of is at least Fido isn't wandering the streets starving to death with a broken leg. But it was a lot to stomach. Infact I feel sick and dirty. I'm so glad I don't have to buy my food from that market each day and live in the filth. I'm also glad I don't have to eat dogs. I'm also grateful I haven't gotten sick, yet.
Right now I'm squished in a bus with a man coughing up luggies every two seconds. Jordy and I just may die but that would mean no banana crumble tonight so I guess we will endure. The next hour though... Vomit. 
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Saturday, February 14, 2015

A Messy Valentines


Valentine's Day.
What a perfect day to get down and dirty in the mud! 
We started at the opening of the cave which was covered in neon lights. I'm pretty sure it was all fake and made from concrete but it looked kind of neat.
Then we told the lady to skip the talking and take us straight to the mud. Did you ever see the video of me and Fiji mud? Yeah to say I don't like things touching my feet that I can't see is an understatement but since this year is about facing gears I did it. 
YOCHO You Only China Once
Mud. 
We covered ourselves in cold stinky mud.
It was about knee depth when you stood in it and the nastiet feeling ever. Then a quick rinse in the shower and onto the hot springs. 
 You can't see much but those are the hot springs. The coolest part? We were the only people in both. Sometimes a group of Asian tourists would walk by but for the most part it was just us. Sweet! 
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Friday, February 13, 2015

Biking Through Beauty

Today we went on a bikeride. 
Remember when I went on a bikeride in Lithuania? Remember how funny that was? I think I did better this time. Except, maybe, when people stopped unexpectedly and I had to yell and get all sorts of panic because I almost crashed. Key word: almost. I survived, although my butt is not too happy. When you bike for 6 hours your backside hurts, a lot. But when you follow a little old lady through the most pristine countryside it doesn't matter.
Those mountains...
Look at this place!
Everytime we went around a corner it got more beautiful. I mean look at that! Riding on the rocks was a little difficult and painful. We stopped often for photos as we strolled through this countryside.
At one point we stopped and she led us into this orchard to get clementines off the trees. I'm not sure if we were stealing or if she knew the place but the fruit was delicious.
Then while walking down the side of the road this happened:
Never seen one of those before. 
Now I'm off. Maybe to get banana crumble... 

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Thursday, February 12, 2015

Stop 3: Yangshuo

This is where I am right now. Wow. Right? This city also is built in the most beautiful mountains ever. When we arrived at night the mountains all had spotlights on them. It was like walking through a movie set. Our hostel is set in West Street through a little tiny ally and wrapping in and around buildings. What's amazing about it is the rooftop view.
You can see everything. I need to head up there and get a photo for you. 
Here is your photo. Yesterday we walked around this enchanting town. 
It's alleys and bridges and huge mountains surrounding everything. 
Look at this dog. I'm obsessed.
On our adventure we found these calligraphy mats that you can practice on with water. I can't wait to continue my learning and not waste paper. 
As we walked we saw a massage place which is one of the things we set out to accomplish this day. Well. We found one and it was only 50Y for an hour! That's $9. Three of us quickly signed up and sat in eager anticipation. A phone call was made and the massage ladies rode up on their scooters. They took us into the back room. We were all on tables next to each other. Jordy's lady arrived first and began. How is it Jordy? Painful she moans. Oh come on how can a massage from a lady who weighs 100 lbs at most be painful? Then my turn.
Oh. Dear. 
Do you know how much strength a little chinese woman has? Well I do! Owe. Owe. Owe. Oh my painfulness. This lady ripped into our muscles and used our pressure points to inflict pain. Knots? Oh don't worry she found them and beat them out of us with her fists. And now it's been 5 minutes and I have 55 to go. 
Jordy.... I half whimper. I'm sorry I said there is no way it could hurt. 
Then onto the legs. Mikelle begins to laugh and makes the weirdest sounds while trying to hold in her laugh. Then my lady starts and I see why the laughter is necessary. Really though, the legs are ticklish.  Then back to shoulders for some more screaming pain. Never have I wished for an hour to go faster. I kept trying to tell myself to stop being tense and relax but when her hands came near me my whole body tensed in anticipation of pain. Then the tension made everything more painful. 
What. An. Experience.
Deep tissue= never again. 
Now, let's talk about a positive. Banana crumble. Bananas warm? Yeah I had a gag reflex too but when Hannah tells you to try something you try it. She lived with me for 5 months in Lithuania and went to every bakery with me. She knows what I like. It was incredible. IN CRED I BLE. So yummy I'm going back for it tonight. So when you are in Yangshuo, China you must go to Minority Cafe and get the banana crumble. 

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